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herlis
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Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 22, 2023 7:28 pm
pattie2
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Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 23, 2023 1:06 am
good luck all
robsspot3131
Posts: 9168
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 23, 2023 6:39 pm
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches??
pattie2
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Posted: Jun 24, 2023 4:11 am
night all
TDTAT
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Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Jun 24, 2023 10:01 am
This is not a joke.... Sorry I have been missing in action. I got sick as a dog. I guess I am going to live though. So we will get everything caught up soon. Thanks for your patience. 
herlis
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Posted: Jun 24, 2023 11:07 am
Cat50
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Posted: Jun 24, 2023 5:14 pm
ericarosewylie
Posts: 380
Joined: Aug 10, 2022 5:13 am
Posted: Jun 24, 2023 5:23 pm
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
An Impasta.
shirlsplay
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Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 24, 2023 9:38 pm
Get well soon TDTAT. (( Hugs )) 
shirlsplay
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Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 24, 2023 9:50 pm
One night, an 87 year old woman came home from the Bingo Hall to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became very violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 8th floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself.
"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly."
"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly."
robsspot3131
Posts: 9168
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 25, 2023 4:18 pm
Sunday Funday!!
macos20006
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Joined: Aug 17, 2006 12:16 am
Posted: Jun 25, 2023 5:21 pm
herlis
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Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 25, 2023 7:17 pm
pattie2
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Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 26, 2023 11:31 am
morning all
robsspot3131
Posts: 9168
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 26, 2023 1:07 pm
rob