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From the last quote contest:

voodookitty:
My Favorite, One liner quotes:

"Always remember that the future comes one day at a time"



"If there is no struggle, there is no progress"



"Get mad, then get over it"



"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight"



"Action is the real measure of intelligence"



"Common sense is not so common"



"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment"



"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear"

Here are a few of my favorites:

"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be"

"A friend to all is a friend to none"

"Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for" Sue Donimus


"Be good or be good at it"

Thanks for the contest, GOODLUCK ALL!!!

Brendan77:




"Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for"

This quote is awesome! I posted it on twitter and someone said it was by:
Sue Donimus

"It's not all that it's cracked up to be."

Percival:
Okay, some more gambling quotes:

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. – Paul Newman

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. -An anonymous casino boss

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. - Samantha Bee

Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing! - Dutch Boyd

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil. - Heywood Hale Brou

Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either. - John Conyers (indeed!)

A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned. - Paul Newman, The Color of Money

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. -VP Pappy (A crusty old sage that still roams the Green Felt Jungles in Detroit)

A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times. - VP Pappy

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. - Jack Yelton

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. — Steve Allen

In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not. — Mark Duffy

Percival:
Noting his mother's visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died.

"She got to go to heaven four days early." - Former President Bill Clinton

"Some pursue happiness - others create it."

Him that I love, I wish to be free -- even from me.


Freedom is like taking a bath -- you have to keep doing it every day!

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free.


Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. ~ Robert Benchley

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. ~ Robert H. Schuller

You will never win if you never begin. ~ Helen Rowland

We do not remember days; we remember moments. ~ Cesare Pavese

Well behaved women rarely make history. ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. ~ Robert Lewis Stevenson

All people smile in the same language. ~ Proverb

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. ~ Rudyard Kipling

Each of our acts makes a statement as to our purpose. ~ Leo Buscaglia

okay, I got some great ones.
*No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
*Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name.- Mignon McLaughlin
*Well behaved women rarely make history.-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

maybenexttime777:

*Well behaved women rarely make history.-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

THAT may be the best quote I have ever heard!

From: Robert C. Varga Subject: FRIDAY'S QUOTATIONS -
"Food For Weekend Thought" // 2009-04-10

FRIDAY’S QUOTATIONS // 2009-04-10



“There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



“God hasn't called me to be successful. He's called me to be faithful.”

- Mother Teresa



“Too many individuals spend their lives climbing the ladder of success only to find out at the end that it is leaning on the wrong wall.”

- Stephen R. Covey



“The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset.”

- Geoffrey Madan



“The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.”

- Mignon McLaughlin



“You have to be careful about being too careful.”

- Beryl Pfizer



“Many are the plans in a man's heart,

but it is the Lord’s purpose that prevails.”

- Proverbs 19:21



“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.”

- Albert Einstein



“Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.”

- Frederic Bastiat



“It is not how much we do that makes a difference, it is how much we get done.”

- Rick L. Patterson



“A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.”

- Unknown



“Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.”

- Robert Frost



“Truth never damages a cause that is just.”

- Mohandas K. Gandhi



“Memory always obeys the commands of the heart.”

- Antoine de Rivarol



“Two men please God: who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not.”

- Nikita Ivanovich Panin

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