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Happy Holloween!!

Roxy42, that is gross !!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!

here is some food for you!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't know how to post any type of picture..But Happy Halloween everyone. Be safe and have fun..

happy halloween all-be safe

Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and
asks them what they'll have. ?


The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred) "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,

"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"



Top Ten reasons Halloween is better than sex:

You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.
It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
Less guilt the morning after.

#1: YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!


Happy Halloween !

Okay, this is nothing great, because I don't have a pic to offer. But our property borders the Lizzie Borden house. You should see the black cat the got about a month ago. He is jet black with just 2 white toes. His eyes are so piercing. He looks like a typical "Halloween" cat.

He is extremely friendly and greets the visitors when they pull up. And are they having a ball with him. Except for the one lady last week that starting screaming hysterically when he went up to her.......LOL

"SCARDY CAT"!!!!!!!!! (is that spelt right???)

Edible Puke
Tell your friends that you brewed this treat from scratch.

What you Need:
bran cereal
raisins or dried cranberries
apple sauce
powdered cocoa
uncooked porridge
one packet unflavoured gelatin
frying pan, measuring cup, spoon, plate.
What to do:
Heat 1/4 cup of apple sauce in the frying pan.

Add the packet of gelatin and stir.

Add 2 pinches of powdered cocoa to the mixture and stir well.

Turn the heat off.

Sprinkle a small amount of porridge into your concoction! Make sure you don't stir too much so that you still have some chunky bits.

Add a small amount cereal and dried fruit - for the chunky effect.

Shape the puke so that it looks like you just lost your lunch and place it on a plate. Allow it to cool then serve to your pals - ick!

Bird Poop
Don't get too grossed out by the name of this treat, it tastes delicious!


What you'll need:

5 cups of your favourite crunchy cereal

3 cups of rice crisp cereal

2 cups of skinny pretzels (you may need break them in half if they are long)

an entire bag of white chocolate chips

2 1/2 cups of mini marshmallows


With all the cereal in this recipe you could probably get away with eating pigeon poop for breakfast!

What to do:

Mix all the dry ingredients in a large bowl

Melt the white chocolate in the microwave for about 1 minute

Pour the melted chocolate over the dry ingredients and spread on wax paper to cool.

Once your masterpiece is cool, break into chunks that look like icky pigeon poop


Place your snack in a spot where you would likely spot bird poop so that when you pop it in your mouth, people will squeal!Bird Poop
Don't get too grossed out by the name of this treat, it tastes delicious!


What you'll need:

5 cups of your favourite crunchy cereal

3 cups of rice crisp cereal

2 cups of skinny pretzels (you may need break them in half if they are long)

an entire bag of white chocolate chips

2 1/2 cups of mini marshmallows


With all the cereal in this recipe you could probably get away with eating pigeon poop for breakfast!

What to do:

Mix all the dry ingredients in a large bowl

Melt the white chocolate in the microwave for about 1 minute

Pour the melted chocolate over the dry ingredients and spread on wax paper to cool.

Once your masterpiece is cool, break into chunks that look like icky pigeon poop


Place your snack in a spot where you would likely spot bird poop so that when you pop it in your mouth, people will squeal!

Jovida, the puke made me sick!!!!!!! LOL

....and that was just reading the recipe