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TDTAT
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Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Jun 01, 2023 1:22 pm
Don't Miss NoLuckNeeded.com's Best Jokes and Memes Contest with TWO $25 USD Prizes.
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NoLuckNeeded.com Best Jokes and Memes Free Contest
FREE CONTEST - TWO FOUR $25 Cash Prizes to Win ($50 Total Prize Pool)
How to enter this contest: Post something funny!
Post your best joke/meme/picture/quote, something funny, or any message to enter this contest.
$25 Best Post Winner: shirlsplay
$25 Drawing Winner: happyone53
$25 added:jslotter71
$25 added:robsspot3131
"It's unlucky to be superstitious."
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The winners will be announced on or before July 31st, 2023.
One winner will be selected by a random number drawing.
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robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 01, 2023 9:10 pm
You're so dumb, you thought you had to go to the library to get Facebook.
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 02, 2023 2:32 am
Two Kentuckians drove to a gas station in Indiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the Kentuckian. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7," said the Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two Kentuckians returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one Kentuckian asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex." "Two," said the Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant.
"Come back soon and try again." As they walked back to the car, the one Kentuckian said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged." "No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."
ericarosewylie
Posts: 380
Joined: Aug 10, 2022 5:13 am
Posted: Jun 02, 2023 2:55 am
Q: What do you call a blind german???
A: a nazi (get it a notsee) hahaha
macos20006
Posts: 11456
Joined: Aug 17, 2006 12:16 am
Posted: Jun 02, 2023 9:39 am
pattie2
Posts: 6495
Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 02, 2023 10:00 am
good joke
macos20006
Posts: 11456
Joined: Aug 17, 2006 12:16 am
Posted: Jun 02, 2023 3:58 pm
robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 02, 2023 6:03 pm
You're so dumb that you can't even put M&M's in alphabetical order..
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 03, 2023 12:48 am
My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but then I realized she just wanted to do laundry...So I folded
macos20006
Posts: 11456
Joined: Aug 17, 2006 12:16 am
Posted: Jun 03, 2023 6:54 pm
herlis
Posts: 14553
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 03, 2023 9:28 pm
pattie2
Posts: 6495
Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 03, 2023 10:41 pm
good jokes
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 04, 2023 3:01 am
Tongue twisters are a sequence of words that are difficult to pronounce quickly and correctly.
Here's one about horse racing.
One-One was a racehorse
Two-Two was one, too
When One-One won one race
Two-Two won one, too
robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 04, 2023 4:47 pm
A bank teller was recently fired from his job.
An 89 year old woman walked into the bank, and asked the teller to check her balance.
So, he came from behind the banking wall, and shoved her.
She fell. He said, "it's not so good". His manager then fired him.
ericarosewylie
Posts: 380
Joined: Aug 10, 2022 5:13 am
Posted: Jun 05, 2023 5:51 am
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
Hahahahhaha
