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Winning quote: Well behaved women rarely make history.
Nerak1
Posts: 1390
Joined: Jan 09, 2007 2:49 am
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:27 am
When thing are going Bad remember That this too will pass...........
Nerak1
Posts: 1390
Joined: Jan 09, 2007 2:49 am
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:28 am
The sunshines on a dogs butt every once in awhile
Nerak1
Posts: 1390
Joined: Jan 09, 2007 2:49 am
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:30 am
Love your self.........
jackie1028
Posts: 212
Joined: Feb 14, 2009 12:37 am
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:35 am
A gossip is one who talks to you about others; a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
--Lisa Kirk
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
--Maya Angelou
--Lisa Kirk
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
--Maya Angelou
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 5:17 pm
GREAT QUOTES! 
Treat your friends & enemies with the same amount of respect & you may end up with more friends, less enemies & more self respect.
Treat your friends & enemies with the same amount of respect & you may end up with more friends, less enemies & more self respect.
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm
from @StopChronicPain
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
#LMFAO
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
#LMFAO
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 6:09 pm
The hills here are like moss covered crocodiles slumbering across the
horizen only stirring when the church bell chimes. The swines.
6:05 PM Apr 21st from TwitterBerry
http://twitter.com/rustyrockets
horizen only stirring when the church bell chimes. The swines.
6:05 PM Apr 21st from TwitterBerry
http://twitter.com/rustyrockets
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm
@LeonardFriedman
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
TheFunk
Posts: 82
Joined: Sep 01, 2007 2:17 am
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 6:51 am
Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result
kathleengrubba
Posts: 97
Joined: Dec 10, 2005 12:25 am
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 10:56 am
here today, gone tomarrow.
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 11:59 am
Subject: FRIDAY'S QUOTATIONS - "Food For Weekend Thought" // 2009-04-24
"Robert C. Varga"
Date: Thursday, April 23, 2009, 10:30 PM
FRIDAY’S QUOTATIONS // 2009-04-24
“Before you can break out of prison, you must first realize that you are locked up.”
- Unknown
“The strength of a man's virtue should not be measured by his special exertions, but by his habitual acts.”
- Blaise Pascal
“Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.”
- Martin Luther King Jr.
“Life Lesson #2 - Money does talk – It says ‘good-bye’.”
- Bobby Vee
“There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best.”
- Doris Lessing
“Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Thus, taking advantage of what is, we recognize the utility of what is not.”
- Lao Tze
“The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.”
- William Saroyan
“The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as long as it is good, and grabs the new just as soon as it is better.”
- Lido Anthony Iacocca
“A smile is the shortest distance between two people.”
- Victor Borge
“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”
- Plato
“Cast your cares upon the Lord, for He cares about you.”
- I Peter 5:7
“Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance is the death of knowledge.”
- Alfred North Whitehead
“Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”
- Henri Bergson
“Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.”
- Unknown
“As the organized Left gained cultural power, it turned into a monster that found perpetual victimhood, combined with thought and speech control, the most efficient way to hold on to that power. Suddenly it was the Left, the protector of liberty, that was setting rules about what could and could not be said or even thought.”
- Tammy Bruce
“Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.”
- Erica Jong
“Every morning, in your first view of the day, you have the choice to say,
‘Good morning, God’ or ‘Good God, morning’.”
- Wayne Dyer
_______________________________________________________________
NOWHERE MAN
(Lennon / McCartney)
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere Man can you see me at all?
Nowhere Man, don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
"Robert C. Varga"
Date: Thursday, April 23, 2009, 10:30 PM
FRIDAY’S QUOTATIONS // 2009-04-24
“Before you can break out of prison, you must first realize that you are locked up.”
- Unknown
“The strength of a man's virtue should not be measured by his special exertions, but by his habitual acts.”
- Blaise Pascal
“Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.”
- Martin Luther King Jr.
“Life Lesson #2 - Money does talk – It says ‘good-bye’.”
- Bobby Vee
“There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best.”
- Doris Lessing
“Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Thus, taking advantage of what is, we recognize the utility of what is not.”
- Lao Tze
“The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.”
- William Saroyan
“The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as long as it is good, and grabs the new just as soon as it is better.”
- Lido Anthony Iacocca
“A smile is the shortest distance between two people.”
- Victor Borge
“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”
- Plato
“Cast your cares upon the Lord, for He cares about you.”
- I Peter 5:7
“Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance is the death of knowledge.”
- Alfred North Whitehead
“Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”
- Henri Bergson
“Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.”
- Unknown
“As the organized Left gained cultural power, it turned into a monster that found perpetual victimhood, combined with thought and speech control, the most efficient way to hold on to that power. Suddenly it was the Left, the protector of liberty, that was setting rules about what could and could not be said or even thought.”
- Tammy Bruce
“Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.”
- Erica Jong
“Every morning, in your first view of the day, you have the choice to say,
‘Good morning, God’ or ‘Good God, morning’.”
- Wayne Dyer
_______________________________________________________________
NOWHERE MAN
(Lennon / McCartney)
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere Man can you see me at all?
Nowhere Man, don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
NLNLoni
Posts: 426
Joined: Jun 16, 2008 5:59 am
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 12:55 pm
When confronted with a huge problem, just ask yourself, "How do you eat an elephant?" Pick an end and take a bite! 
You're just jealous because the voices talk to me!
NLNLoni
Posts: 426
Joined: Jun 16, 2008 5:59 am
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 12:57 pm
When you have problems, like the man with no shoes, remember how miniscule his problems seemed when he met the man with no feet.
You're just jealous because the voices talk to me!
xbaabar
Posts: 306
Joined: Feb 25, 2006 10:31 pm
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 1:08 pm
Keep your friends an family close,but keep your enemies closer.
ladyrox
Posts: 1569
Joined: Feb 27, 2007 6:10 am
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 4:18 pm
love the friday quotes! Great stuff 