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pattie2
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Posted: Jun 15, 2023 12:18 am
chilly today
herlis
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Posted: Jun 15, 2023 8:47 am
macos20006
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Joined: Aug 17, 2006 12:16 am
Posted: Jun 15, 2023 10:01 am
Cat50
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Joined: Apr 18, 2017 10:34 am
Posted: Jun 15, 2023 10:12 am
Enjoiy your day 
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. Cat50
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Posted: Jun 15, 2023 10:26 am
robsspot3131
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Posted: Jun 15, 2023 5:05 pm
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread..
They both spread for bread..
shirlsplay
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Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 16, 2023 12:37 am
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old rooster... As he feels that the old rooster could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young rooster from the market... Old rooster to Young rooster: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity... Young rooster: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired. Old rooster : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young rooster: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old rooster: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all. Young rooster: Okay! What kind of competition? Old rooster: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters. Young rooster: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning. In the morning the Young rooster allows the Old rooster to start off & when the Old rooster crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old rooster's back in a matter of seconds. Suddenly....."BANG" !!! Before he could overtake the old rooster, he was shot dead by the farmer... who cursed, "Hell" This is the 5th GAY rooster I've bought this week."
happyone53
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Posted: Jun 16, 2023 6:38 am
Good luck everyone!!
herlis
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Posted: Jun 16, 2023 11:05 am
pattie2
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Posted: Jun 16, 2023 1:49 pm
morning all
robsspot3131
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Posted: Jun 16, 2023 5:15 pm
The opposite of “pro” is “con,” so the opposite of progress is … Congress
ericarosewylie
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Joined: Aug 10, 2022 5:13 am
Posted: Jun 17, 2023 4:05 am
"
"What do you call a poor Santa Claus?"
"St. Nickel-less."
"What do you call a poor Santa Claus?"
"St. Nickel-less."
herlis
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Posted: Jun 17, 2023 11:44 pm
shirlsplay
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Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 18, 2023 12:16 am
why was 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 Lol
pattie2
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Posted: Jun 18, 2023 1:32 am
nite all