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pattie2
Posts: 6495
Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 11, 2023 1:42 pm
morning all
robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 11, 2023 2:02 pm
Sunday Funday!!
Cat50
Posts: 17579
Joined: Apr 18, 2017 10:34 am
Posted: Jun 11, 2023 5:50 pm
Enjoy your Sunday 
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. shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 11, 2023 10:09 pm
I overheard my wife talking to her friend earlier. She said, “I am taking my husband skydiving.” “So if you see a solar eclipse today, don’t be surprised.”
herlis
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Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 12, 2023 11:07 am
pattie2
Posts: 6495
Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 12, 2023 1:50 pm
morning all
robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 12, 2023 1:53 pm
gonecamping2
Posts: 3667
Joined: Aug 11, 2006 7:32 pm
Posted: Jun 12, 2023 11:35 pm
Why did the tiolet paper not cross the road? Got stuck in a crack. lol
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 13, 2023 2:30 am
Oh my gosh! I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I’M PISSED!!
So today I went to grocery outlet store in Johnson City to pick up a few things for dinner and I'm waiting in line and drop a $20 bill (that's me trying to hold everything. Why didnt I get a cart🤦♀️🤦♀️
The lady in front of me picked it up so I thanked her and held my hand out - she said “The things found on earth are to be kept by the collector," and walks away.
😡I was like OH NO YOU DON’T! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... I’m like this can't be real right now, like seriously? (God, do you remember what’s going on in my life right now?)
So I took a deep breath and I turn back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you want to call her and as I approached her I said, "Lady, do I look like I'm in the mood?! SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot.
She was almost running at this point to get away from me. When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to get her trunk open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I caught up with her, grabbed her grocery bags and headed to my car with her yelling at me from behind “Hey, those are mine.”
As I remembered what she had said to me earlier “The things found on earth are to be kept by the collector!" As I’m laughing hysterically 😂😂I hopped in my car ignoring her.
I had a sense of satisfaction. Anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 T - Bone steaks
3 pounds Lobster
2 pounds of red potatoes
Garlic bread
And everything to make a nice salad
And a very nice bottle of vodka!
I’m over here like dang that’s the best $20 bucks I ever lost
So today I went to grocery outlet store in Johnson City to pick up a few things for dinner and I'm waiting in line and drop a $20 bill (that's me trying to hold everything. Why didnt I get a cart🤦♀️🤦♀️
The lady in front of me picked it up so I thanked her and held my hand out - she said “The things found on earth are to be kept by the collector," and walks away.
😡I was like OH NO YOU DON’T! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... I’m like this can't be real right now, like seriously? (God, do you remember what’s going on in my life right now?)
So I took a deep breath and I turn back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you want to call her and as I approached her I said, "Lady, do I look like I'm in the mood?! SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot.
She was almost running at this point to get away from me. When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to get her trunk open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I caught up with her, grabbed her grocery bags and headed to my car with her yelling at me from behind “Hey, those are mine.”
As I remembered what she had said to me earlier “The things found on earth are to be kept by the collector!" As I’m laughing hysterically 😂😂I hopped in my car ignoring her.
I had a sense of satisfaction. Anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 T - Bone steaks
3 pounds Lobster
2 pounds of red potatoes
Garlic bread
And everything to make a nice salad
And a very nice bottle of vodka!
I’m over here like dang that’s the best $20 bucks I ever lost
Cat50
Posts: 17579
Joined: Apr 18, 2017 10:34 am
Posted: Jun 13, 2023 7:16 am
herlis
Posts: 14558
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 13, 2023 9:57 am
pattie2
Posts: 6495
Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 13, 2023 11:26 am
sunny today
robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 13, 2023 8:41 pm
I've got a great Knock-Knock joke. You start...
Cat50
Posts: 17579
Joined: Apr 18, 2017 10:34 am
Posted: Jun 14, 2023 9:49 am
robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 14, 2023 5:13 pm
