CLOSED $29 Cash to win! Something FunNy Contest #3

OMG nette you are right that is fun to try. My kids all just had a blast trying.

Here somthing funny I think watching my grand kids one night all four put a video on pop some popcorn everyone settle down I starting playing at one of the casino while they watch the video, my three year old grand daughter kept coming in the office watching me asking questions like what you doing on the computer, can I play granny, I told her homework go watch the move everynow and then she would come back and leave again, but she kept sneaking around looking, I got up to go to the bathroom when I came back to the computer someone had put the game on auto up the bet that someone was no where to be found I check the room all the kids were sleeping all my money gone.

donna47, OH LORD!! I would be mad

nettelarr42794:
THIS IS FUNNY JUST TRYING TO DO IT!!!!

SAY THE COLOR NOT THE WORD

That would be a cool drinking game ops:
stealing this one...

actually nette if I pm you my email could you send that too me? I would like to send it to my mother and sister in-law. Thanks

Me, my daughter Danielle, and my friend John were trying to figure out how to make this thing that puts beads in your hair work. We couldn't get the beads to stick in her hair....so Danielle says "Mommy, maybe you need to put more on?" and my friend gasps and says "Did you just call your mother a MORON???" my daughter, she was 6 at the time, looks mortified and exclaims " I didn't say MORON, I said MORE ON!!" and it was hysterical to watch her eyes get even bigger when she realized she was still saying MORON....I thought i would die laughing!!

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who

started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful

clothing.



He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with

red,green,& yellow with feathers.



The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh? Didn't you do

anything strange when you were a teenager?"



"Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.

Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?



A: So they can run their fingers thru their hair

Thanks TD and NLN

Hi all,


My husband's going to a casino in central Asia."

"Tibet?"

"Of course, why else would he go!"

rsablebomb, sure, I know isn't it funny...

funny stuff

I have a nice joke about a real pokerplayer. When you can act like this you must play live tournaments because "you got the spirit".

Joke:
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor.

When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.


Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.? Bill's
wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you liked
under there?'

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that
since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John
should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at? Bill's house at 2 p.m.
sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and

closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. 'Did John come by the house this
afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for
a few minutes this afternoon.'

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And
did he give you $500?'

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
give me $500.'

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
'Good, I was hoping he did. He came by the office? this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'


Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player !

xqlusive83,

Q. How do u get Pikachu on a stick
A. You pok-him-on (pokemon)

LOL Got that one off my daughter years ago...Its the only joke that I have eva remembered...