CLOSED Trick or Treat Contest! Happy Halloween NoLuckers

Vampire's Kiss
Ingredients:
2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz dry Gin
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
1 tblsp Tequila
1 pinch Salt
2 oz Tomato juice
Mixing instructions:
Shake with ice. Strain over ice in an old fashined glass.

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...


HERE IS LINK TO A HALLOWEEN QUIZ
http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/quiz.htm

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
those masks are sick lookin.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE....................HAVE VERY BEWITCHING TIME
WHAT DOES A VAMPIRE NEVER ORDER AT A RESTURANT??????? A STAKE SANDWHICH

To me, this doll is scary!!

Palace of Chance or Cirrus called me and used the voice of Jason or Freddy Kruegur to offer me a 200% bonus. It scared the heck out of me! I emailed them to close my accts. It really shook me up for a few minutes till I figured out what it was about. Did anyone else get a call like that?

opeth, That is FUNNY opeth.. I would have enjoyed that
(always loved Freddy)

Last sun for trick or treat had the grandkids and other fam members. We came up to a house where us adults noticed a person dressed up and leaning up against a tree at the corner of his driveway and sidewalk, so we told the kids if you push the button on his foot he would move or say something. So my oldest grandchild went for it and leaned down to touch his foot and the guy reached out and roared and all the kids jumped back and screemed. It may have been mean but funny to see the look on their faces.

I guess thats my little trick or treat story, have a good halloween

codyman, you are mean!! But i bet the kids liked it

free 15$ no deposit if u win sry im posting this here i just wanted in on the contest
saw this at another forum and had 2 share


the sound isnt good so turn up your speakers loud, the object is to stare at the two identical pics and within a minute or less you have to enter which pic actually moved, the page automatically refreshes to next level so turn up your sound so you can hear when it gives you a verbal hint and watch closely.. if you guess right it will direct you to the claim page....
click here http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Bed sheets An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost." Happy Halloween

codyman:
Bed sheets An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost." Happy Halloween

codyman, THAT... is hilarious

and goou111 .. almost blew my speakers

This was me last weekend at the end of the night. I went to a halloween party at a local club and at the end of the night my girlfriend was driving through the drive through to get a coffee, and somehow I had the sudden urge to jump out of the car and make a fool of myself with a big line of cars behind us. My girlfriend was laughing so hard she could barely make her order lol But she managed to grab the camera so I would remember the moment

paulajardine, FUNNY!!!! at first I thought you
were standing in front of a slot machine (go figure)
then I saw it was a fast food marquis!!
I bet you laugh everytime you see that pic