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Cat50
Posts: 17579
Joined: Apr 18, 2017 10:34 am
Posted: Jun 08, 2023 5:41 am
The parents told the little girl good night and she responded what about the patatoe ? The parents had been busy all day and missed the news. No one prepared for the tornado but everyone made it through safe . True story joke
pattie2
Posts: 6495
Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 08, 2023 6:58 am
smokey today
macos20006
Posts: 11456
Joined: Aug 17, 2006 12:16 am
Posted: Jun 08, 2023 9:32 am
herlis
Posts: 14553
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 08, 2023 4:50 pm
pattie2
Posts: 6495
Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 09, 2023 1:22 am
night all
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 09, 2023 2:26 am
A dad goes to a food truck and sees the menu:
Burgers: $8
Fries: $4
Handj0bs: $20.
He asks the gorgeous woman working in the truck “are you the one doing the handj0bs”. “Yes” responds the woman with a big smile.
The dad responds: “Well, could you please wash your hands? I would like a burger.”
Burgers: $8
Fries: $4
Handj0bs: $20.
He asks the gorgeous woman working in the truck “are you the one doing the handj0bs”. “Yes” responds the woman with a big smile.
The dad responds: “Well, could you please wash your hands? I would like a burger.”
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 09, 2023 2:28 am
My wife is watching TV and on the edge of her seat... and screaming at the TV "No,NO Don't go in the church you stupid woman..No you idiot crazy B NO for God sake stop....I ask her WTF are you watching??? She replies Our Wedding Video
Cat50
Posts: 17579
Joined: Apr 18, 2017 10:34 am
Posted: Jun 09, 2023 7:39 am
Enjoy your day 
herlis
Posts: 14553
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 09, 2023 8:06 am
robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 09, 2023 7:08 pm
Funny!
pattie2
Posts: 6495
Joined: Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 10, 2023 11:54 am
morning all
robsspot3131
Posts: 9158
Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Jun 10, 2023 1:32 pm
herlis
Posts: 14553
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 10, 2023 3:58 pm
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Jun 11, 2023 1:54 am
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the state lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
herlis
Posts: 14553
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Jun 11, 2023 9:43 am
