CLOSED Best Jokes and Memes Contest with FOUR $25 USD Prizes
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robsspot3131
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Posted: Jul 31, 2023 5:31 pm
Cat50
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Posted: Aug 01, 2023 6:42 am
Good luck everyone . pattie2
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Posted: Aug 01, 2023 2:52 pm
morning all
macos20006
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Posted: Aug 01, 2023 8:00 pm
Cat50
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Posted: Aug 02, 2023 5:33 am
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
TDTAT
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Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Aug 06, 2023 7:39 am
Thanks to everyone who shared jokes and funny stuff in this contest!
Congrats to the 3 drawing winners for $25 each: happyone53, jslotter71, robsspot3131!
Congrats to our $25 Best Joke winner: shirlsplay!
Congrats to the 3 drawing winners for $25 each: happyone53, jslotter71, robsspot3131!
Congrats to our $25 Best Joke winner: shirlsplay!
Two Kentuckians drove to a gas station in Indiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the Kentuckian. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7," said the Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two Kentuckians returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one Kentuckian asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex." "Two," said the Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant.
"Come back soon and try again." As they walked back to the car, the one Kentuckian said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged." "No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."
Cat50
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Joined: Apr 18, 2017 10:34 am
Posted: Aug 06, 2023 12:23 pm
Congrats 
enjoy your day and win .
enjoy your day and win . robsspot3131
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Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Aug 06, 2023 5:12 pm
Thanks to everyone who shared jokes and funny stuff in this contest!
Congrats to the 3 drawing winners for $25 each: happyone53, jslotter71, robsspot3131!
I won.....you're kidding?!?!? (<--- get it??
Congrats to our $25 Best Joke winner: shirlsplay!
Two Kentuckians drove to a gas station in Indiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the Kentuckian. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7," said the Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two Kentuckians returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one Kentuckian asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex." "Two," said the Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant.
"Come back soon and try again." As they walked back to the car, the one Kentuckian said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged." "No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."
robsspot3131
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Joined: Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm
Posted: Aug 06, 2023 5:13 pm
Thank you!!
And, WTG other winners!
And, WTG other winners!
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Aug 06, 2023 10:58 pm
congrats happy, slotter and rob!! enjoy!
Thank you soo very much !!
Thank you soo very much !!
happyone53
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Joined: Jun 30, 2006 4:01 pm
Posted: Sep 02, 2023 4:04 am
I am sorry, I forgot to tell everyone thank you.
Cat50
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Posted: Sep 02, 2023 11:55 am
