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Winning quote: Well behaved women rarely make history.
Booo73
Posts: 107
Joined: Nov 06, 2008 11:33 pm
Posted: May 13, 2009 6:53 pm
We all have photographic memories...Some of us just don't have film
Booo73
Posts: 107
Joined: Nov 06, 2008 11:33 pm
Posted: May 13, 2009 6:54 pm
Don't bother being resentful. It allows someone you don't like to live in your head...RENT FREE
jovida
Posts: 869
Joined: May 01, 2006 5:13 pm
Posted: May 13, 2009 10:25 pm
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all
I'll use this one here LOL
I'll use this one here LOL
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: May 13, 2009 11:35 pm
jovida
Posts: 869
Joined: May 01, 2006 5:13 pm
Posted: May 14, 2009 12:19 am
Some of these quotes are pretty good 
ez
Posts: 216
Joined: Sep 12, 2006 11:19 am
Posted: May 14, 2009 5:04 pm
Like Mom always said: Don't cut off your nose to spite your face! lol
ez
Posts: 216
Joined: Sep 12, 2006 11:19 am
Posted: May 14, 2009 5:05 pm
a penny saved is a penny earned.
ez
Posts: 216
Joined: Sep 12, 2006 11:19 am
Posted: May 14, 2009 5:07 pm
If I only knew then what I know now, lol!
ez
Posts: 216
Joined: Sep 12, 2006 11:19 am
Posted: May 14, 2009 5:07 pm
No sense crying over spilt milk.
ez
Posts: 216
Joined: Sep 12, 2006 11:19 am
Posted: May 14, 2009 5:08 pm
I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached, lol.
ez
Posts: 216
Joined: Sep 12, 2006 11:19 am
Posted: May 14, 2009 5:09 pm
A stitch in time saves nine.
ez
Posts: 216
Joined: Sep 12, 2006 11:19 am
Posted: May 14, 2009 5:30 pm
What am I supposed to be, a mind reader?
ttwna2k
Posts: 10
Joined: Feb 03, 2009 4:18 pm
Posted: May 15, 2009 2:18 am
Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing
A Smith Wesson beats four aces
I hope to break even this week. I need the money.
No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time
At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one
The only difference between a winner and a loser is character
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead
A Smith Wesson beats four aces
I hope to break even this week. I need the money.
No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time
At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one
The only difference between a winner and a loser is character
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead
Renee
ez
Posts: 216
Joined: Sep 12, 2006 11:19 am
Posted: May 16, 2009 12:46 am
Thats just baby fat, you will lose it , dont worry.
Mullac
Posts: 417
Joined: Apr 23, 2009 11:12 pm
Posted: May 16, 2009 1:44 am
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, they shouldn't nail up pictures either
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