OK! Does anyone know any special rituals, prayers, incantations, yada, yada, yada, that I could use to appease the keno gods? They hate me! I mean it! The keno gods (and their minions, too) have it out for me; they know exactly which machines I play, and they zap them with a Don't-let-Loni-win spell/curse, whatever! HELP!

ROFLMAO This is what I have to offer the gods of keno! HA! And the horse you rode in on!