Okay, some more gambling quotes:
If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. – Paul Newman
In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. -An anonymous casino boss
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. - Samantha Bee
Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing! - Dutch Boy'd
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil. - Heywood Hale Brou
Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either. - John Conyers (indeed!)
A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned. - Paul Newman, The Color of Money
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. -VP Pappy (A crusty old sage that still roams the Green Felt Jungles in Detroit)
A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times. - VP Pappy
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. - Jack Yelton
They were burying a high-roller in Las Vegas and a few of his gambling cronies were gathered grave side when the minister said; "Gus is merely sleeping." His best friend was heard muttering: "I've got a hundred that says he's dead."
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. — Steve Allen
In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not. — Mark Duffy
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Percival
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TDTAT
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Percival, Those are great! 
I Love Dutch's quote
Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing! - Dutch Boyd
I Love Dutch's quote
Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing! - Dutch Boyd
treyrayd
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Posted: Apr 10, 2009 3:58 am
"IF I JUST HAVE 5 MORE DOLLARS I CAN BREAK EVEN MAN "
daremeto
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Posted: Apr 10, 2009 3:55 pm
"If you want a job done right send a woman"
TDTAT
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daremeto, GOOD ONE!!!
TDTAT
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From: Robert C. Varga
Subject: FRIDAY'S QUOTATIONS - "Food For Weekend Thought" // 2009-04-10
FRIDAY’S QUOTATIONS // 2009-04-10
“There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“God hasn't called me to be successful. He's called me to be faithful.”
- Mother Teresa
“Too many individuals spend their lives climbing the ladder of success only to find out at the end that it is leaning on the wrong wall.”
- Stephen R. Covey
“The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset.”
- Geoffrey Madan
“The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.”
- Mignon McLaughlin
“You have to be careful about being too careful.”
- Beryl Pfizer
“Many are the plans in a man's heart,
but it is the Lord’s purpose that prevails.”
- Proverbs 19:21
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.”
- Albert Einstein
“Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.”
- Frederic Bastiat
“It is not how much we do that makes a difference, it is how much we get done.”
- Rick L. Patterson
“A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.”
- Unknown
“Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.”
- Robert Frost
“Truth never damages a cause that is just.”
- Mohandas K. Gandhi
“Memory always obeys the commands of the heart.”
- Antoine de Rivarol
“Two men please God: who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not.”
- Nikita Ivanovich Panin
Subject: FRIDAY'S QUOTATIONS - "Food For Weekend Thought" // 2009-04-10
FRIDAY’S QUOTATIONS // 2009-04-10
“There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“God hasn't called me to be successful. He's called me to be faithful.”
- Mother Teresa
“Too many individuals spend their lives climbing the ladder of success only to find out at the end that it is leaning on the wrong wall.”
- Stephen R. Covey
“The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset.”
- Geoffrey Madan
“The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.”
- Mignon McLaughlin
“You have to be careful about being too careful.”
- Beryl Pfizer
“Many are the plans in a man's heart,
but it is the Lord’s purpose that prevails.”
- Proverbs 19:21
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.”
- Albert Einstein
“Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.”
- Frederic Bastiat
“It is not how much we do that makes a difference, it is how much we get done.”
- Rick L. Patterson
“A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.”
- Unknown
“Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.”
- Robert Frost
“Truth never damages a cause that is just.”
- Mohandas K. Gandhi
“Memory always obeys the commands of the heart.”
- Antoine de Rivarol
“Two men please God: who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not.”
- Nikita Ivanovich Panin
slamdoggie
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The true call of a Christian is not to do extraordinary things, but to do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
slamdoggie
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Posted: Apr 10, 2009 4:37 pm
Perfection, in a Christian sense, means becoming mature enough to give ourselves to others.
slamdoggie
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Posted: Apr 10, 2009 4:38 pm
Disillusion comes only to the illusioned. One cannot be disillusioned of what one never put faith in.
DEB123
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Posted: Apr 10, 2009 6:49 pm
You can't fix stupid.................Ron White
maybenexttime777
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Posted: Apr 11, 2009 3:36 am
"The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet." -Grantland Rice
maybe this time, I will hit the jackpot
TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 12, 2009 1:17 am
maybenexttime777, AWESOME Quote!
TDTAT
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☼ Happy Easter Quote ☼
♥ The best way to know God is to love many things.♥
Vincent Van Gogh
♥ The best way to know God is to love many things.♥
Vincent Van Gogh
daremeto
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Posted: Apr 12, 2009 5:56 am
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear" by Mark Twain
daremeto
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Posted: Apr 12, 2009 6:08 am
Imagination is more important than knowledge...
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein