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kat2407k
Posts: 5
Joined: Nov 18, 2005 9:34 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 3:41 am
Horse name:

On the Farm

Track:

Strawberry Fields
codyman
Posts: 1450
Joined: Mar 16, 2006 11:56 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 3:42 am
Track.... UP AND DOWN DOWNS
Name.... HORSERADISH
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers
nathan1234
Posts: 744
Joined: May 31, 2009 11:48 pm
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 3:46 am
Im gonna throw out a few track names since thats what you guys needed most:
Bag Your Nag Track
Bag-Ur-Nag Track or
Get Your Nag Bagged Track

Nagging Bets
Nags-R-Us
NATE'S GREAT!!!
cambaby2
Posts: 410
Joined: Jul 19, 2006 3:44 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 3:52 am
Sofa King Fast

Hoof Hearted

lol great contest
cambaby2
Posts: 410
Joined: Jul 19, 2006 3:44 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 3:52 am
Tripleexpectations

Pay Me Pal

Victoriaslilsecret

Mane Stallion

Miss Hot To Trot
nathan1234
Posts: 744
Joined: May 31, 2009 11:48 pm
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 3:57 am
horse names:

Lame Assmare

LameAssMare or

Lame Azz Mare

whatever is most appropriate smile
NATE'S GREAT!!!
nathan1234
Posts: 744
Joined: May 31, 2009 11:48 pm
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 4:13 am
Hal Hitosis

Fay Dinaway

Hugo First

Isabel Ringing

Justin Thyme or Justine Case

Some of them you could use for track names too! just add track or park or whatever smile
NATE'S GREAT!!!
nathan1234
Posts: 744
Joined: May 31, 2009 11:48 pm
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 4:35 am
Lois Bidder Park
Penny Less Parkway

OliverDPlace
Owen Monie
Randy Marathon
Rosa Teeth
Shirley Knott
Tania Hyde
Willie Gofarr
Willy Hackett
my favorite: Rhoda Hoarse (and the best part about these is you can use them for the track name or the horses smile hope this helps!! good luck all!!!
NATE'S GREAT!!!
nathan1234
Posts: 744
Joined: May 31, 2009 11:48 pm
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 5:38 am
this will be my last post in this contest unless something great comes to mind but heres another few track names Im kinda having too much fun with this contest smile
BackTrack or Dont Look Back Track
Horseback Track
Gone Tracking
bareback Track
NATE'S GREAT!!!
brunett
Posts: 1487
Joined: Oct 04, 2004 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 8:53 am
smile track names..... crack-a-tinny..come-home-sober...donkey daves trak..esily laid track...fax-me-back-jack-trak..ferious-beast-horse-trak...gim-gam-goolie trak..leftie-bumblefoot-track..jock-itch-racingtrack..may-the-hose-beee-withu...move-it-or-lose-it....nudist-come-as-ur-horsetrack
yes my 2 daughters i love them very much
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 10:41 am
Awesome names! smile
brunett
Posts: 1487
Joined: Oct 04, 2004 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 12:56 pm
smile dirty weekend racetrack.... entering legmen@jailbait horseracing trak...poormans version horse track
yes my 2 daughters i love them very much
Odyvine
Posts: 28
Joined: Sep 21, 2007 5:33 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 1:19 pm
Hello,


Horse name :


Dirty Harry

Let's spend the night together

Tornado


The track :

The race


Thank you



Ody
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 1:44 pm
Odyvine, I like Dirty Harry! smile
brunett
Posts: 1487
Joined: Oct 04, 2004 11:39 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 1:59 pm
smile deadhorse trak...foursguns ....possumholler...weinercty racetrak..flappingtails trak,,,roachtownhorse derby..barnandstables,,,
yes my 2 daughters i love them very much
☰