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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 5:17 pm
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Posts: 228
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 5:19 pm
Oh yeah, Woody Allen again:
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 5:20 pm
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff
-- Adrienne Gusoff
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 5:21 pm
This is me all over:
This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.
-- Quentin Crisp
This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.
-- Quentin Crisp
slamdoggie
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Joined: Jul 21, 2006 12:39 am
Posted: Apr 07, 2009 5:28 pm
if barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
TDTAT
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Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 07, 2009 5:45 pm
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff
slamdoggie
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 6:12 pm
any body who says the way to a mans heart is through his stomach..flunked geography
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 6:13 pm
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
-- Gandhi
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 6:17 pm
oh Roseanne ...!
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
-- Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
-- Roseanne Barr
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 6:24 pm
Well, it was the Iron Lady, but this is very true:
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
-- Margaret Thatcher
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
-- Margaret Thatcher
DEB123
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 6:25 pm
Dance like no one is watching..............
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 6:32 pm
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler
-- Elayne Boosler
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 6:34 pm
I am starting to like Roseanne:
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-- Roseanne Barr
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-- Roseanne Barr
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Posted: Apr 07, 2009 6:39 pm
Very true:
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
-- Author Unknown
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
-- Author Unknown
slamdoggie
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Posted: Apr 08, 2009 3:26 am
a sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?