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CLOSED Best Joke Contest *WIN $15 FREE@ Sloto'Cash- rukus

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congrats rukus!

TDTAT
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Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Oct 19, 2007 4:21 am
Get all your jokes in now!!! This contest
is closing soon!
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msfilly
Posts: 1150
Joined: Feb 24, 2005 2:42 pm
Posted: Oct 19, 2007 1:11 pm
A Fairy Tale

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman

who surprisingly, did NOT whine, nag, and bitch........

But this was a long time ago.....

And it was just ONE day.
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Oct 19, 2007 1:18 pm
msfilly:
A Fairy Tale

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman

who surprisingly, did NOT whine, nag, and bitch........

But this was a long time ago.....

And it was just ONE day.


smile smile smile smile smile
msfilly
Posts: 1150
Joined: Feb 24, 2005 2:42 pm
Posted: Oct 19, 2007 1:55 pm
gjr1961
Posts: 3690
Joined: Sep 30, 2006 8:05 pm
Posted: Oct 19, 2007 4:34 pm
"rukus":
1. How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give her a shovel.



I can't think of one of my own off hand, but I REALLY liked this one! smile
I think because it is soooooo true!
DON'T WORRY ~ smile ~ BE HAPPY!!!
rukus
Posts: 66
Joined: Apr 10, 2007 4:21 am
Posted: Oct 20, 2007 7:29 am
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Oct 20, 2007 7:34 am
rukus:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”


That is a good one!! I will send it to a few of my buddies
who are golfers smile
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Oct 20, 2007 11:10 am
rukus:
1. How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give her a shovel.

2. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "This taste funny to you?

3. A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."


Ruckus you have won $15 Cash to Quicktender or $15 credits at Sloto!
Send me your Quicktender or Sloto account to CollecT!
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Hello Everyone!! All the jokes were very funny, so my friend
chose the winner.. I asked him to pick 2 numbers..
1-6 for the page number and 1-15 for the post number and
that is how this winner was chosen!!
Thanks everyone this contest was a real joy!!
Contest CLOSED
ladyrox
Posts: 1569
Joined: Feb 27, 2007 6:10 am
Posted: Oct 20, 2007 2:19 pm
congrat ruckus!!! have fun spending your $$$
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