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TDTAT
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Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 4:56 am
slamdoggie
Posts: 422
Joined: Jul 21, 2006 12:39 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 1:08 pm
courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 1:08 pm
This was not funny enough to post in the joke contest,
but it is an original from moi!
My addiction to coffee is spiraling out of control.
I need an intervention & a 12 step program.
Caf-anonymous? Espresso Eddiction? CappAnon?
NervousBeaters? STOPCOFFEE? KoffeeKillers?
but it is an original from moi!
My addiction to coffee is spiraling out of control.
I need an intervention & a 12 step program.
Caf-anonymous? Espresso Eddiction? CappAnon?
NervousBeaters? STOPCOFFEE? KoffeeKillers?
michael1
Posts: 625
Joined: Feb 04, 2007 12:43 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 1:12 pm
tony montana from scarface "i always tell the truth,even when i lie"!!!
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 1:18 pm
courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm
I really like that one Slamdoggie, its me gambling.... lol
Okay another one:
My life's motto: money for nothing - chips for free!
(courtesy of the Dire Straits...)
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 1:24 pm
I really like that one Slamdoggie, its me gambling.... lol
Okay another one:
My life's motto: money for nothing - chips for free!
(courtesy of the Dire Straits...)
Awesome quote!!!
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 1:37 pm
I really like that one Slamdoggie, its me gambling.... lol
Okay another one:
My life's motto: money for nothing - chips for free!
(courtesy of the Dire Straits...)
Awesome quote!!!
The New Official Motto of NoLuckNeeded
"money for nothing - chips for free!"
from The Dire Straits
Thanks Percival
cambaby2
Posts: 410
Joined: Jul 19, 2006 3:44 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 2:53 pm
The minute you stop making mistakes is the minute you stop learning..
cambaby2
Posts: 410
Joined: Jul 19, 2006 3:44 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:37 pm
This one is my motto:
You got to stay crazy to keep from going insane!
A clear conscious is usually the sign of a bad memory
You got to stay crazy to keep from going insane!
A clear conscious is usually the sign of a bad memory
cambaby2
Posts: 410
Joined: Jul 19, 2006 3:44 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:41 pm
lol.. this was fun, thanks for the contest!
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:48 pm
cambaby2, LOL!! Put this one in the joke contest!
"Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous "
"Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous "
cambaby2
Posts: 410
Joined: Jul 19, 2006 3:44 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 4:06 pm
lol.. ever since my cousin and her 3 yr old son moved in with me its not so much a joke as it is the truth though... 
lmao
lmao Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 4:52 pm
Another Woody Allen quote (... and I just can't get enough):
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 11:24 pm
This one also applies to me... its getting better now:
Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have.
- Zig Ziglar
Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have.
- Zig Ziglar
treyrayd
Posts: 319
Joined: Jun 29, 2005 6:43 am
Posted: Apr 07, 2009 1:05 am
my fav quote is from customer service ..........'can you please resend those forms we didnt seem to get them'