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slamdoggie
Posts: 422
Joined: Jul 21, 2006 12:39 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 2:43 am
money often costs to much
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 2:55 am
For poker lovers/haters:
A 44 magnum beats four aces...
A 44 magnum beats four aces...
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 2:59 am
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers...
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:02 am
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my lucks, GAMBLING LIKE I AM IN VEGAS, and dodging deadlines.
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:08 am
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
slamdoggie
Posts: 422
Joined: Jul 21, 2006 12:39 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:13 am
without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:19 am
My thoughts exactly:
If only God would give me some clear sign like a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank . ~ Woody Allen ~
If only God would give me some clear sign like a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank . ~ Woody Allen ~
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:20 am
This one is really funny for someone from Holland, like me:
If people from Poland are called Poles Why aren't people from Holland called Holes ? ~ George Carlin ~
If people from Poland are called Poles Why aren't people from Holland called Holes ? ~ George Carlin ~
DEB123
Posts: 1222
Joined: Jun 11, 2006 1:57 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:21 am
Go ahead make my day..............Clint Eastwood
DEB123
Posts: 1222
Joined: Jun 11, 2006 1:57 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:25 am
When life throws you a lemon..........make lemonade
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:34 am
Hard work never killed anybody but why take the risk ? --- yeah, better gamble!
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:38 am
I love Ambrose Bierce (American author, mostly gothic/horror stories):
"All are lunatics but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
"All are lunatics but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
TDTAT
Posts: 109275
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:41 am
I love Ambrose Bierce (American author, mostly gothic/horror stories):
"All are lunatics but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
GREAT QUOTE!!! 
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:42 am
Yeah, apart from loving gambling, I do love Woody Allen:
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
What do I dislike about death ? Must be the hours....
****
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions...
(oh yeah)
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
What do I dislike about death ? Must be the hours....
****
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions...
(oh yeah)
codyman
Posts: 1450
Joined: Mar 16, 2006 11:56 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2009 3:47 am
Sometimes you just have to say.... what the %@#k make your move!
from the movie RISKY BUSINESS
from the movie RISKY BUSINESS
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers