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svinter
Posts: 66
Joined: Oct 25, 2010 9:36 pm
Posted: Mar 26, 2016 10:05 pm
Birds, flowers and trees, but not sneezing!
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Mar 27, 2016 1:49 pm
Happy Easter everyone!!! 
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Mar 27, 2016 6:07 pm
**** Happy Easter everyone ****
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Mar 28, 2016 5:22 pm
I hope everyone had a great Easter! 
samsarah1
Posts: 2374
Joined: Oct 17, 2006 10:38 am
Posted: Mar 28, 2016 8:52 pm
I do not celebrate Easter because it is not my religion but I wish to all of you a happy Easter !! However, I ate a lot of chocolate eggs today 
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Mar 30, 2016 10:18 am
samsarah1, 
Chocolate is delicious in every religion!
Chocolate is delicious in every religion! webdeb
Posts: 1601
Joined: Aug 30, 2007 3:17 pm
Posted: Mar 30, 2016 6:40 pm
Here's a joke about Spring:
It was early spring in British Columbia
A Frenchman hired three Indians to do some tracking for him while he hunted bear.
A few hours into the trip through the mountains they came upon a cave and all stopped.
One of the Indians steps forward and yells, "WOO-WOOO!" There was a similar response from in the cave. He then tore all his clothes off and ran into the cave.
Another couple of hours goes by, another cave. They all stop. The second Indian yells "WOO-WOOO!" And again "woo-wooo!" was heard from the cave. He rips off his clothes and darts into the cave.
Now the Frenchman was very curious and asks "What da devil is going on???"
The third Indian explains, "It Indian mating season. When you give mating call and it returned mean available female in cave."
A little while later, a third cave, a third call, a third response. The clothes are off, the Indian is gone.
"Well dare ain't gonna be no huntin now" the Frenchman thinks to himself. So along the trail the Frenchman sees a big cave and goes "WOO-WOOO!" No response "WOO-WOOO!"... Hesitation... Then "woo-wooooo!" From in the cave. The Frenchman rips off all his clothes and runs full speed into the cave.
The next day in the Vancover Times, headlines read:
NAKED FRENCHMAN KILLED BY TRAIN
It was early spring in British Columbia
A Frenchman hired three Indians to do some tracking for him while he hunted bear.
A few hours into the trip through the mountains they came upon a cave and all stopped.
One of the Indians steps forward and yells, "WOO-WOOO!" There was a similar response from in the cave. He then tore all his clothes off and ran into the cave.
Another couple of hours goes by, another cave. They all stop. The second Indian yells "WOO-WOOO!" And again "woo-wooo!" was heard from the cave. He rips off his clothes and darts into the cave.
Now the Frenchman was very curious and asks "What da devil is going on???"
The third Indian explains, "It Indian mating season. When you give mating call and it returned mean available female in cave."
A little while later, a third cave, a third call, a third response. The clothes are off, the Indian is gone.
"Well dare ain't gonna be no huntin now" the Frenchman thinks to himself. So along the trail the Frenchman sees a big cave and goes "WOO-WOOO!" No response "WOO-WOOO!"... Hesitation... Then "woo-wooooo!" From in the cave. The Frenchman rips off all his clothes and runs full speed into the cave.
The next day in the Vancover Times, headlines read:
NAKED FRENCHMAN KILLED BY TRAIN
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Mar 31, 2016 2:42 pm
Great jokes everyone!
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 03, 2016 4:37 pm
Who else wants to enter this contest? 
bethmarie
Posts: 40
Joined: Nov 05, 2015 2:52 pm
Posted: Apr 03, 2016 10:01 pm
Dont forget to find all your easter eggs you hid cuz if you dont they will smell rotton!!!
cambaby2
Posts: 410
Joined: Jul 19, 2006 3:44 am
Posted: Apr 06, 2016 1:03 pm
The Rain!
nikkilee651@yahoo.com
Posts: 2
Joined: Mar 10, 2016 6:37 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2016 2:28 pm
No more thermal wear, extra layers of clothes and below temperatures. Spring is here and is time to shed and show some skins.
winner2016
Posts: 5
Joined: Feb 28, 2016 7:42 pm
Posted: Apr 06, 2016 4:27 pm
Spring bonuses at Sloto
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 07, 2016 10:02 am
Dont forget to find all your easter eggs you hid cuz if you dont they will smell rotton!!!
Yes, that can be a stinky problem!
helwin
Posts: 61
Joined: Apr 25, 2009 9:41 am
Posted: Apr 08, 2016 12:15 pm
no more slipping on the ice or sloshing thru the snow