" I want my president to have smoked marijauna"!!
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closed- winner gjr1961
irishgilly2
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Joined: Oct 27, 2006 2:59 pm
Posted: May 02, 2009 7:25 pm
irishgilly2
Posts: 1124
Joined: Oct 27, 2006 2:59 pm
Posted: May 02, 2009 7:28 pm
Mark, I asked- Do you see a psychiatrist?- "no he says- I just go to my mail box every month for my copy of National Lampoon"
Friend of mine- Mark Davis
Friend of mine- Mark Davis
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: May 02, 2009 7:44 pm
Percival: be careful over there! You will catch the swine flu!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gjr1961
Posts: 3690
Joined: Sep 30, 2006 8:05 pm
Posted: May 02, 2009 11:03 pm
Don't worry
be happy! ~ Bob Marley
DON'T WORRY ~
~ BE HAPPY!!!
~ BE HAPPY!!!TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: May 02, 2009 11:25 pm
"It just shows what can be done with a couple of buddies.
Dream a little bit & your dreams will come true"
Owner ✭ Mind That Bird ✭ 2009 Kentucky Derby Winner
Dream a little bit & your dreams will come true"
Owner ✭ Mind That Bird ✭ 2009 Kentucky Derby Winner
kushfoot
Posts: 432
Joined: Feb 18, 2007 10:17 pm
Posted: May 03, 2009 3:38 am
"You have car insurance and home insurance, why not have shark insurance" (pitchman)
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: May 03, 2009 9:33 am
"You have car insurance and home insurance, why not have shark insurance" (pitchman)
I watched that show!
Awesome show 
Who would have thought those guys were so insecure?
Crazy
gjr1961
Posts: 3690
Joined: Sep 30, 2006 8:05 pm
Posted: May 03, 2009 8:11 pm
I’m a bitch I’m a lover
I’m a child I’m a mother
I’m a sinner I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell I’m your dream
I’m nothin’ in between
You know, you wouldn’t want it any other way
I’m a bitch, I’m tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you're hurt
When you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb
I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it ANY other way
~end of song "Im a Bitch I'm a Lover" by Alanis Morissettt
I’m a child I’m a mother
I’m a sinner I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell I’m your dream
I’m nothin’ in between
You know, you wouldn’t want it any other way
I’m a bitch, I’m tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you're hurt
When you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb
I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it ANY other way
~end of song "Im a Bitch I'm a Lover" by Alanis Morissettt
DON'T WORRY ~
~ BE HAPPY!!!
~ BE HAPPY!!!LadyLucky
Posts: 503
Joined: Oct 23, 2008 3:53 am
Posted: May 05, 2009 5:17 am
This says it all!!! (quoted by someone...!)
Treat her like a Thoroughbred and she won't be a NAG!!
TDTAT
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Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: May 06, 2009 4:58 pm
This contest is closed! The winner will be announced soon!
DEB123
Posts: 1222
Joined: Jun 11, 2006 1:57 am
Posted: May 07, 2009 4:05 am
Jusst had to add this one ........................ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE!
TDTAT
Posts: 109270
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: May 07, 2009 12:18 pm
All the quotes were great! A friend picked this one as the winner!
Congrats $33 winner gjr1961!
Congrats $33 winner gjr1961!

" My mother said to me 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will bacome pope.' Instead, I am a painter and I became Picasso" ~Pablo Picasso
mistye81
Posts: 1241
Joined: Dec 18, 2008 6:17 am
Posted: May 07, 2009 1:47 pm
Congrats gjr1961!!
WTG!!
WTG!!
gjr1961
Posts: 3690
Joined: Sep 30, 2006 8:05 pm
Posted: May 07, 2009 2:23 pm
Thank you very much!!
I really liked that quote when I saw it too!
DON'T WORRY ~
~ BE HAPPY!!!
~ BE HAPPY!!!queenmap
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Joined: Oct 24, 2007 5:39 pm
Posted: May 07, 2009 2:52 pm
congrats gjr1961!
