TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 01, 2007 1:33 am
msfilly
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Joined: Feb 24, 2005 2:42 pm
Posted: Apr 01, 2007 2:11 am
Hear about the new pet tax?
A Philadelphia radio station, WIOQ, reported that the local government would be instituting a "Pet Tax" in order to offset the local government's debt. The cost of the tax it stated was $10 for the first 10 pet pounds and then $1 per pound after that. If pet owners refused to cough up the cash for the pet tax, their pets would be confiscated and then put to sleep as the penalty for tax evasion.
NOT APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nerak1
Posts: 1390
Joined: Jan 09, 2007 2:49 am
Posted: Apr 01, 2007 4:54 am
A couple of years back I was dating my soon to be husband, We had been dating about a year. On april first I decided to play a april fools joke on him. My first husband had died which I had told my boyfriend when we started dating. Well on April 1st I told my boyfriend that I had lied my husband wasn't dead that he was alive and in the navy over seas stationed on a boat. I went to great details about the boat and how long he had been gone overseas. And that he was returning to the states and back home that nite. I said I was sorry and I had been lonely with him away overseas. That I didn't mean to hurt him in my lie, and that my husband would only be home for a few weeks and if he wanted we could start seeing each other again when he left. He looked at me like I had lost my mind.... Than I said April fools !!!!!! Need less to say he didn't find it funny, and he believed me. I had to prove to him that my husband had really died for him to believe I was only playing an April Fools day joke....Did I ever learn my lesson.
timmsa
Posts: 924
Joined: Apr 16, 2006 4:30 pm
Posted: Apr 01, 2007 5:11 am
wow, that was crazy. i don't think i could keep a straight face if i went to that extent to tell my husband something like that when we were dating
PAMNDAVE
Posts: 502
Joined: Oct 12, 2006 9:59 pm
Posted: Apr 01, 2007 9:22 am
BEING A FOOL JAN. 01 - DEC. 31....IS APRIL 1ST "OFF LIMITS" FOR ME?
PLEASE SAY IT'S NOT SO!!!!!!!!!
ENJOY ALL!
TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 01, 2007 11:08 am
You guys are too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 01, 2007 12:49 pm
msfilly:
Hear about the new pet tax?
A Philadelphia radio station, WIOQ, reported that the local government would be instituting a "Pet Tax" in order to offset the local government's debt. The cost of the tax it stated was $10 for the first 10 pet pounds and then $1 per pound after that. If pet owners refused to cough up the cash for the pet tax, their pets would be confiscated and then put to sleep as the penalty for tax evasion.
!
PAULA WOULD GO BROKE
WIth her GIANT 30 pound CAT
vj1978
Posts: 90
Joined: Sep 09, 2006 7:10 am
Posted: Apr 01, 2007 1:41 pm
I am the nieve one who always gets fooled sorry no good triks except the ones id like to forget pulled on me
TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 01, 2007 2:14 pm
vj1978:
I am the nieve one who always gets fooled sorry no good triks except the ones id like to forget pulled on me 
OK sorry.. you are not eligible for the contest

TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 01, 2007 2:15 pm
vj1978, JUST KIDDING!!
You are in
codyman
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Joined: Mar 16, 2006 11:56 am
Posted: Apr 01, 2007 2:24 pm
this would be a great april fools joke

go to this site using this link
http://www.zippyvideos.com/8896108292292376/waterbed/
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers
TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 01, 2007 2:28 pm
codyman:
this would be a great april fools joke
go to this site using this link
http://www.zippyvideos.com/8896108292292376/waterbed/
OMG>>>>>>>>> That is brutal!
the 2 ladies who can't get out are the funniest!
Roxy42
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Joined: Sep 12, 2006 1:49 am
Posted: Apr 01, 2007 2:31 pm
What better April fool then a fake scatch ticket that said you won $10,000! That was the biggest joke for me!!