I like hearing daily happenings also , wish there was more gossip...Lmaoooops:
Haha! Yeah if I recall correctly, I think the biggest news was your boyfriend's colonoscopy. Maybe we should start a daily "gossip" contest.
Shirlsplay, it may not be gossip but here's a few one liners for your boyfriend.![]()
Lucky 13, that’s just how many shocking comments this physician claimed his patients actually made while he was performing their colonoscopies. Enjoy! (Not referring to a colonoscopy that is…)
1.“Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
2.“Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3.“Can you hear me NOW?”
4.“Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5.“You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
6.“Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
7.“You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
8.“Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9.“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
10.“Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11.“You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
12.“God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
13.“Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.” (our favorite
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I like contests but don`t play much as I am not one of the luckiest people around.Best of luck to all
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LoL thanks webdeb #8 is my favorite...lol
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I like contests but don`t play much as I am not one of the luckiest people around.Best of luck to all
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webdeb, That's hilarious! Number 13 really made me laugh.
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hello
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Funny lol
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I may be away for a couple of days, or a few, depending on the weather. We are planning to leave in the morning to go on a camping trip. I'm bringing my laptop, but I'm not sure about wifi where we are going. Either way, we will have a blast!
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good day
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gjr1961, Have fun camping!
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Finishing packing up and then on our way. We will be camping near where my granddaughter lives, so she will be able to spend time with us. I am so excited!
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I like reading gossip. LOL I have a few stories about my neighbors for sure.



