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jasonoh72
Posts: 301
Joined: Apr 18, 2006 2:40 am
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 12:54 am
"There is a soft voice singing in your head. Who can this be?....I do believe it's me"-----Morrissey
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 1:37 am
I got a hot date with a 24 year old, 6'5", blonde Apollo. Be back late. smile
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 2:10 am
What about Chuck Norris?

Well,

Chuck Norris can kill TWO stones with ONE bird!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only THREE moves!
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 2:11 am
Nice Tawnia, let it be a rocky evening!
mistye81
Posts: 1241
Joined: Dec 18, 2008 6:17 am
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 3:08 am
Have fun!!!!!!!!!
loiued
Posts: 3
Joined: Sep 19, 2007 6:35 am
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 8:38 am
"Its not the size of the dog in the fight,......its the size of the fight in the dog"
loiued
Posts: 3
Joined: Sep 19, 2007 6:35 am
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 8:40 am
"you can measure a man by the size of his problems "
loiued
Posts: 3
Joined: Sep 19, 2007 6:35 am
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 8:40 am
"dont trust anybody but ur mother,.......and keep one eye on her"
queenmap
Posts: 1752
Joined: Oct 24, 2007 5:39 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 4:11 pm
Found this one and thought it was cute, "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous."
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 4:53 pm
Percival, The hangover may be small, but it's effects are large. smile
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 4:54 pm
loiued:
"you can measure a man by the size of his problems "


AWESOME! smile
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 5:34 pm
Good one! RT @RandomReTweet RT @twittertraffic


Go as far as you can see. When you get there, you can see farther.
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 6:25 pm
queenmap:
Found this one and thought it was cute, "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous."


I love it! smile
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 6:41 pm
good one Tawnia, but you didnt have a hangover, did you?
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2009 9:48 pm
Percival, Yes, there is a small hangover smile