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TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 25, 2009 2:42 am
This contest is closing soon! smile
queenmap
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Joined: Oct 24, 2007 5:39 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 5:36 am
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 25, 2009 11:47 am
queenmap:
Don't judge a book by it's cover.


Just ask Susan. smile

Although, have you seen how they gave her a makeover? smile
oldtimer
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Joined: Jul 26, 2008 3:55 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 2:40 pm
smile look in the eyes they tell all
TDTAT
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Posted: Apr 25, 2009 3:49 pm
via @Goldvein5

Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 3:50 pm
Fight for your Luck or it won't find you. Once you get it remember how you found it, but never depend on it. #luck

Want happiness? Unclench your fists, your jaw and your mind

Free life lesson from--> @BreakThruGuy
I wish I had learned sooner that the easiest way to "get" is to "give."
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:08 pm
"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States."

— George W. Bush
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:10 pm
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library."

— Frank Zappa

"My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

— Emo Philips
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:11 pm
What did the elephant say to the naked man?

— "How do you breathe through that thing?"
TDTAT
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Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:28 pm
Percival:
What did the elephant say to the naked man?

— "How do you breathe through that thing?"


HILARIOUS!! smile
TDTAT
Posts: 109276
Joined: Mar 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:31 pm
Percival:
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library."

— Frank Zappa

"My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

— Emo Philips


If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library. F. Zappa (if you want both go to Paris)

smile
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:33 pm
I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.
Damon Runyon
oldtimer
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Joined: Jul 26, 2008 3:55 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:33 pm
smile sex is not the answer ,sex is the question, and yes is the answer. i believe sex is the most beautiful natural thing that money can buy.it depends on the words meaning is,durning the 1998 grand jury trial testimony about his affair wth monica lewinsky,ted kennedy they dont call me tyrannosuras sex for nothing, lol
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:34 pm
f you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy.
Joe Laurie Jr.
Percival
Posts: 228
Joined: Nov 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2009 4:39 pm
"... the highway is for gamblers, better use your sense,
Take what you have gathered from coincidence..."
(Bob Dylan - It's All Over Now, Baby Blue- Bringing it all Back Home)
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