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CONTEST CLOSED - Winners announced
shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Nov 14, 2016 5:56 pm
10 more days til turkey day.......
luckyma55
Posts: 4985
Joined: Mar 23, 2008 11:21 am
Posted: Nov 14, 2016 6:29 pm
Hope everyone is enjoying their Monday, and if not, at least surviving it,
kaymast24
Posts: 4266
Joined: Mar 06, 2009 3:36 pm
Posted: Nov 14, 2016 7:31 pm
Monday
herlis
Posts: 14558
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Nov 14, 2016 8:11 pm
i survived my monday , thank god!
herlis
Posts: 14558
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Nov 15, 2016 9:59 am
im hungry...
bttrfltykrs
Posts: 490
Joined: Oct 06, 2016 10:05 pm
Posted: Nov 15, 2016 11:17 am
Happy Tuesday !
pete346
Posts: 446
Joined: Apr 12, 2009 9:27 pm
Posted: Nov 15, 2016 2:14 pm
Good Morning!
gjr1961
Posts: 3690
Joined: Sep 30, 2006 8:05 pm
Posted: Nov 15, 2016 6:02 pm
A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.
The father says to the son, “I hate to tell you, but we’ve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we’re getting a divorce. I’ve had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I’m telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn’t go into shock later when I move out.”
He hangs up, and the son immediately calls his sister in the Hamptons and tells her the news.
The sister says, “I’ll handle this.”
She calls Florida and says to her father, “Don’t do ANYTHING till we get there! We’ll be there Wednesday night.”
The father agrees, “All right.”
The old man hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?”
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
The father says to the son, “I hate to tell you, but we’ve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we’re getting a divorce. I’ve had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I’m telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn’t go into shock later when I move out.”
He hangs up, and the son immediately calls his sister in the Hamptons and tells her the news.
The sister says, “I’ll handle this.”
She calls Florida and says to her father, “Don’t do ANYTHING till we get there! We’ll be there Wednesday night.”
The father agrees, “All right.”
The old man hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?”
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
DON'T WORRY ~
~ BE HAPPY!!!
~ BE HAPPY!!!shirlsplay
Posts: 17011
Joined: Apr 28, 2010 4:57 pm
Posted: Nov 15, 2016 6:18 pm
9 days left til turkey day !!! Hope everyone has a great day !!
queenmap
Posts: 1752
Joined: Oct 24, 2007 5:39 pm
Posted: Nov 15, 2016 6:20 pm
Have everything bought for Thanksgiving meal.
Now just waiting to eat it.
luckyma55
Posts: 4985
Joined: Mar 23, 2008 11:21 am
Posted: Nov 15, 2016 10:24 pm
I wish it was going to be turkey day again here, but we already had our Thanksgiving!
herlis
Posts: 14558
Joined: Oct 13, 2016 6:23 am
Posted: Nov 15, 2016 10:26 pm
lets eat!
kaymast24
Posts: 4266
Joined: Mar 06, 2009 3:36 pm
Posted: Nov 16, 2016 1:04 am
Can't wait for the big feast!
zulkarneyn
Posts: 1277
Joined: Dec 11, 2015 10:54 pm
Posted: Nov 16, 2016 1:47 am
its gonna fin
happyyy end
happyyy end
